inloveforevr:

eliluminado7:

wordswithimages:

dingdongyouarewrong:

the fucked up thing about being an employedgirl is. did you know they make me do tasks

mrpinchy:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

D. B. Grouper

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

1,000 Cisgender Male Proboscis Monkeys Gathered For Beer And Toys Deep Underground. The Males Enjoyed Pale Ale And Oatmeal Stout On Draft And Pulled Wooden Ducks Around On Strings.

1,000 Females Stayed Above Ground To Listen To A Podcast

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

extremenegativeforce-deactivate:

crazy-brazilian:

This is how people talk to Mr. J

magpie-mode:

highonlife22:

beatsmybongo:

im one bad day away from doing this

goodscreencaps:

androidboy:

i was in the passenger seat and my girlfriend put her arm out when she made an abrupt stop and her friend in the backseat was like “aww that was so cute that you just instinctively did that!!” and it WAS very cute but i know she used to deliver pizzas. i know i was precious pizza cargo

fairycosmos:

experiencing thoughts and memories